Midlife’s A Trip

Hump Day Humor

Posted on 20. Aug, 2008 by Karen in Misc

By the time we’ve gotten to the middle of the week I think we’re due for a little humor.  After a friend sent a list of funny newspaper headlines that got me cracking up this morning, I was inspired to share my giggles.  So to give you a little hump day boost here are some little funnies to help you through the day.  LOL

Headline Bloopers

• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (run before they get you!)
• Panda Mating Fails. Veterinarian Takes Over  (What a challenge!)
• If Strike Doesn’t Settle, It May Last Awhile  (Duh)
• Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  (Big risk)
• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead  (Why am I not surprised to hear this?)
• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  (Bigger is better)
• Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  (I’m taking a detour.)
• War Dims Hope for Peace  (OK, not so funny because it’s real.)

Crazy Ads

• Free puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog
• Exercise equipment: queen size mattress and box spring $175
• Ground beast 99 cents/lb.
• Fully cooked boneless smoked man $2.09 lb.
• ‘83 Toyota Hunchback

And who can resist a really cute, funny little kid?

Have a great Wednesday!
 

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